Seven years after the reconstruction of Scagway Industries...
Scagway Industries hasn't enjoyed much of the bull market of the galactic stock market. Ever since the end of hostilities between the True Scagway forces and the New Scagway forces the rebuilding efforts has drained a lot of its resources.
The new president Gerry Adams has taken over the company and is ruling it with an iron fist. He has created much controversy that some leaders of the subsidiaries of Scagway have begun to rebel.
So began the Second Scagway Rift...
"I thought you were dead." said a disgruntled employee of Scagway sitting in a darkened cantina on Corellia.
"Nah I was shot up yes but I was still eligible for the medical benefits of being a long term employee of Scagway so I took advantage of it and was rejuvenated." Said Caribou Lou
"wow." said Jim
"Yep it took 5 years for me to walk again too."
"Then why are you in a handicapped chair?"
"And lose the ability to park my cruiser in those magnificent handicap parking lanes?" caribou lou asked, " Not only that but I can use those spacious private bathrooms at Scagway."
"Wait a minute you still work there as well?" Asked Jim, the confused employee.
"Of course how else would i have gotten the medical benefits dummy."
"They didnt care that you led a rebellion against them?"
"of course they did but I didnt use Caribou Lou as my name to get it." Lou explained, "See as a precautionary measure I took up two names just in case something like this arose."
"So what is your name now?"
"Jim....Ganbi..or something like that." said Ganbi
"...that is my name!" exclaimed Jim
"What a coincidence."
"No not really since it must be you who has been sapping my medical benefits and why everyone doesn't believe I am Jim Ganbi!" yelled Jim
"Well I think I am a better at being Jim Ganbi than you are."
Jim pulled out a blaster and pointed it shakely at....himself?
"Don't shoot yourself man that is just crazy!" Said Ganbi
"WTF are you talking about I am aiming this at you!" Said Jim
"Look at the next sentence from the narrator and you will see it is saying you are pointing it at yourself."
Jim continued pointing the blaster at himself but with not as much confidence as before.
"The hell.....I didn't even know there was a narrator."
"Yup."
"Well why is it saying I am pointing it at myself when in fact it is you I am pointing it at?"
"Because you are Jim Ganbi and to shoot Jim Ganbi will.....well shoot yourself."
"But you aren't Jim Ganbi, I am, you are Caribou Lou"
"True but the name now being used is Jim Ganbi and there is nothing that can change that at the moment."
Jim Ganbi confused and totally pissed at the whole charade that he himself put on shot himself repeatedly.
Caribou Lou got up from the table and stumbled over to the bar and threw 5 creds on top of the counter. He then walked out of the bar and breathed in the fresh air of freedom.
You see In order to free himself of the charade of being Jim Ganbi he needed the real Jim Ganbi to cease to exist and to do that would be to pit Jim Ganbi against himself. Simple really. Now that he has shedded the fake skin of Jim Ganbi Caribou Lou was reborn. And just in time too because the Second Scagway Rift had begun after the Human Resources manager killed himself. Jim Ganbi.